What is it?
If there was ever a perfect game for this review series, it would be Toilet Time. Toilet Time is a series of touch-based micro games, each one taking mere seconds to complete. It’s like WarioWare if all of the games and humor revolved around poop jokes.
Pros:
- It is designed to be played one-handed.
- The games are challenging enough to give you a sense of accomplishment without being stressful, keeping your mind engaged and your rectum unclenched.
- It is full of poo puns, fart funnies, and gross gags.
- It reminds me of WarioWare. I freaking love WarioWare.
- It boots up quickly.
Cons:
- The prizes and achievements seem completely arbitrary, making leveling up and gaining them feel rather meaningless.
- I counted around 17 games during my play time. With my average game having 20+ rounds, the games started to get repetitive.
Conclusion:
This game is pretty tight but it will keep you loose. It’s well done for what it is.
If you’re tenacious on the toilet and do not require much time, a round or two of this game will be a nice distraction.
If micro games interest you, download it. Worst case scenario, you enjoy it for a few weeks and then uninstall it.
If you need a lot of time when you are on the toilet, you’ll need to stagger this game with another.
Jesse Galena
Twitter:@RexiconJesse
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