I’m really excited. That should tell you how easy it is to please me.
People yell at you to build the Jurassic World theme park to their specifications. In addition, battling dinosaurs for prizes is somehow legalized on the island, so you do that. Given how incredible both of these ideas sound, both should be more exciting than they are.
Head on over to Pixel Loadout to read my review of Tomb Raider (1996). It’s an amazing game, and I wish I could tell you to buy it on PC, but I’m not sure I can. :< Much sad.
Dad jokes are awesome, my wife is hot, and life is beautiful.
My name is Jesse Galena. I am a freelance writer who nerds out about table top RPGs, dinosaurs, and spicy buffalo wings. This is my official website where you can learn more about my journey into getting stories published under my own name and the demented ways I like to torture my players in D&D games and other RPGs. You can also read some video game reviews, articles, and other fun stuff here and there.
Late to the Party, my bimonthly video game review, is posted on Pixel Loadout every other Tuesday.
I just started this website and my Twitter account (@RexiconJesse), so much more will be coming soon and will keep coming until the end of days. Soon, there will be enough glorious stories and content to fill all your spare time.
Also, if you follow me on Twitter, I will give the the most epic wifive this mortal form can muster.
See you, space cowboy.
It’s almost 2 A.M. I feel as though my proof reading isn’t up to par. I can only hope you will forgive me and my mistakes.