WTF IS MY RIDICULOUS MAGIC ITEM GENERATOR? 5 Billion + item update!

What’s better than a sensical yet ridiculous magic item generator?

A sensical yet ridiculous item generator that can now generate OVER 5 BILLION ITEMS!

All unique, ridiculous, and (probably) not cursed!

We improved and updated the WHAT THE FUCK IS MY RIDICULOUS MAGIC ITEM GENERATOR and packed it with even more possible items.

So if you want an out-of-my-first-range-increment bane crossbow or a set of  iron spikes that create tangible sexual tension whenever you make finger guns, check out the generator. 5 billion+ items with a new one available as quickly as you can click.

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Steal [Our] Idea: WHAT THE FUCK IS MY RIDICULOUS MAGICAL ITEM GENERATOR

How would you like to be the owner of this

  • FINE CODPIECE THAT VIBRATES SLIGHTLY WHENEVER THE MOON IS DIRECTLY ABOVE IT
  • INFUSED BULLS EYE LANTERN THAT CHANGES YOUR GENDER WHENEVER YOU MAKE A PUN
  • INDESTRUCTIBLE PENDANT THAT TELEPORTS THE PERSON USING IT WHENEVER YOU LIGHT IT ON FIRE
  • WAXY LANDSHARK HIDE THAT MAKES YOU THINK DIRTY THOUGHTS WHENEVER UNDEAD ARE CLOSE
  • PIXIE-CRAFTED CHARIOT THAT SCOLDS YOU WITH YOUR MOTHER’S VOICE WHENEVER YOU GET BUZZED

With The Gollicking’s own WHAT THE FUCK IS MY RIDICULOUS MAGICAL ITEM GENERATOR, you could have it! Or one of thousands of other items because we made a lot of possibilities that all smash together t make something glorious (and sometimes cursed)! Any time you need a magical item (weapon, tool, clothing, loot, etc.) just check out the generator!

This was highly influenced by whothefuckismydndcharacter.com, and if you don’t already know about it, check it out. It’s an amazing quick and humorous character creator for PCs and NPCs.

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Steal My Idea: Witch-Knight Vincal’s Armor: Soul Spinner

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Witch-Knight Vincal’s Magic Seeking Halberd: Slayer of the Wise

Witch-Knight Vincal’s Locking Gauntlets

The Helmet of the Witch-Knight Vincal

While Vincal used most of her magic offensively, she had a few tricks when it came to defense. The intricate, overlapping plates of her armor looked strong and sturdy, convincing most observers that harming her with a strike would be a difficult task. The key to her armor, however, was not its thickness or masterfully crafted design; it was how it manipulated her spells to keep her alive. Each plate is enchanted to tune them to the soul of the user. Continue reading “Steal My Idea: Witch-Knight Vincal’s Armor: Soul Spinner”

Steal My Idea: Witch-Knight Vincal’s Magic Seeking Halberd: Slayer of the Wise

Witch-Knight Vincal’s Magic Seeking Halberd: Slayer of the Wise

Related Items:

Witch-Knight Vincal’s Armor: Soul Spinner

Witch-Knight Vincal’s Locking Gauntlets

The Helmet of the Witch-Knight Vincal

 

Spells leave a mark on the objects they enchant and the people they inhabit. With certain spells, mages can even see the magical auras of spells as they affect both people and objects. Vincal didn’t simply want to see magic, she wanted to target it. Thus, she enchanted her halberd with a unique ability: honing in on magical auras. Continue reading “Steal My Idea: Witch-Knight Vincal’s Magic Seeking Halberd: Slayer of the Wise”

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